I can just hear people - "I don't know any of these people. I don't want to sit next to them. I didn't want to come here anyway but I didn't want to piss off my cousin/mother/aunt"

I have NO idea where all of those people came from! We had a small list of friends and then the mothers gave us small lists of family and together they got huge! Of course, that's just the "invitation" list. The "announcement" list is huge. Then, there's the "MIL's reception in Portland" party that we're doing.

Thanks - the tables may actually work, lmaooo.