Funniest thing ever:

"Oh yippee! It's Banned Books week! C'mon, Blonde, let's go to the library!"

"Okie Dokie!"

"Hey, have you ever read "Are You There, God, It's Me, Margaret?" I think it would be fun for your age."

"Uh."

"What?"

"But..."

"But what?"

"I thought we were here for a book on clarinet."

Snarfle.