ooo baby, I need ta get me somma 'dat Malfoy stuff

[kissa_bites]

Lucius is currently asleep in the back of my brain. Unfortunately, I really need him oozing and schmoozing salaciously in the front of my head, so he can have a conversation with Severus who is waiting rather impatiently for him. Since the drumming of his fingers is interfering with other rational thought, I really need to kick Lucius out of bed, ASAP to be able to keep to my deadline.

Who writes the best, oiliest and most concentrated conversational Lucius and where can I find him? I really think a few fast paragraphs of his lascivious sneer would do the trick to wake his happy blond butt up.

Comments

[loosheeus.livejournal.com]

Madam, I must take exception to the terminology you have seen fit to apply to my good self. I am neither oily nor lascivious.

I will however admit to the sneer

[benevolntgoddes.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr. Malfoy,

My most sincere apologies. Of course, it in only in my deepest fantasies that you are anything but the upright and moral citizen that all know you to be. Please forgive my impertinence.

I am terribly sorry and meant no disrespect to your good nature and your kind self.

Sincerely,
CMW, author

P.S. Severus Snape kindly requests your presence at the HogsHead at your earliest convenience. He's bringing the wench and has requested that I inform you that your scotch is waiting.
C.

[loosheeus.livejournal.com]

Shall we say ten minutes...

[benevolntgoddes.livejournal.com]

I'll buy as long as you don't mind if I transcribe the conversation.

[loosheeus.livejournal.com]

I think that I can stretch to funding my own drinks, though I am always happy for my words to be attended to with such assiduity.

[benevolntgoddes.livejournal.com]

Again my thanks, this time for not beggaring a poor scribbler. I promise that my notes will be as accurate as my charmed quill can make them.