"Did you go poo?"

Yes, that is sum of my entire weekend.

The blonde's vomiting habit seems to be solved by a stomach x-ray, a long discussion with Dr, a judicious application of laxative, a three week run of prilosec and eight glasses of water a day.

The major problem? She has a combination of being "full" and acid reflux (or for old folks like me, gird). There hasn't been enough output for her input and this, in turn, makes her input seek an outlet - which is, unfortunately, the way it went in.

Dr. pointed out to the blonde exactly what was in her tummy and instructed her how to get it out and how to prevent further occurrences - in general, the answer is water. The kid doesn't drink enough. It doesn't matter how many fruits and veggies are dumped into her, if she's not drinking, she's not going to be able to process. *eyeroll*

blergh.

My weekend was... meh. I read, I napped, I cleaned house, I asked the above question a good 30 times.

I need a vacation. All by myself.