kissa_bites | cis's twittering witterings

08:55 Well, it's certainly fall in Oregon today. "Fall" has little to do with leaves and much to do with the sky cracking open and pouring out.#fb #
09:41 Yes, one of my dogs is on twitter as @SkySpiritMtn . No, I had nothing to do with it. #greyhound #
09:46 Dear Agent HotTits, if you go through my drawers w/o asking, I'm going to rip that phone out of your hand and stuff it down your throat. #
10:00 @christinadodd You can lead a zombie to brains, but you can't not make her eat them and get a clue. #
10:20 .@juniperus I'll
warn you, he's very tall and very handsome, but my dog just isn't very bright. #
11:03 @juniperus my greyhound is smarter than your honor student? #
11:38 @juniperus I think he has an excuse for crummy writing. He's 6 years old, covered in black brindle fur, and eats poo. He's fast though. #
11:40 @hannahstwits I'm curious how it is possible that Hood isn't attached to that? #
11:47 @juniperus yeah, he's sex on 4 legs. Good thing that boy's had 'em snipped off. #
15:23 My blogs are few and far between these days, but I Blogged For Kids With Disabilities. bit.ly/dxy7A #
15:57 @TammyPlunkett lol, well hi there! #
16:25 @BrentSpiner darn, now I'm curious why you got snockered. #
18:12 Tonight on HOME: Tween 'Tude, starring: The Blonde, The Dad, and tonight's villan - Me. #
19:55 RT @ceciliatan: In honor of the World Series(...) my hot erotic baseball romance novel, The Hot Streak, will be on sale in a few days... #
21:53 finally the Amazon Paper Towel subscription spreadsheet is done. Anyone need a copy? #fb #
22:05 BROWNCOAT! #
23:06 Heard on tonight's news, "There's no such thing as bad weather, just bad wardrobe." #
23:46 @juniperus you have a wacked title on the front page. What's the word, I'll fix it. Last word of "on the first day of Christmas" is the ick #